I just love the news stories where crooks stick food down their pants. A man was arrested in Florida yesterday for shoplifting. It's his 120th arrest since 1987. Today's arrest was for sticking a $2.99 package of bologna down his pants. Not all his convictions were because of bologna, he keeps things interesting with arrests for things like indecent exposure, trespassing, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication. Some of his more serious crimes include attacking a police man and grand larceny. I wonder if the grand larceny was because he stuck an entire pork roast down his pants? He won't be getting out of the Florida jail unless he can come up with $2,625 bail money. This crook should just stay in jail. I'm sure 99% of the lunches are bologna sandwiches. Hope he does not try to stick the Wienermobile down his pants!
