Friday, February 29, 2008
Tierney... aka retro Kiss girl (who actually met Gene Simmons in Myrtle Beach) thinks she's forming a '80's Big Hair Girl Band with her girls Nicki and Dawn. I hope the fame does not go to her head and she leaves me for LaLa Land. I love her, but sometimes I wonder what planet she came from. I am a little jealous of her. She gets to have all the fun. The highlight of my day was eating the crusty food stuck to the cat dish.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
It was so good I kept begging and begging for more. I think Linda only got 1/2 bowl of cereal for dinner because between Snicks and I, we ate most of it. Now we are watching professional wrestling on TV. I think it might be fake because there is an awful lot of drama for grown up men.
Maybe Snickers and I can tag team Chip sometime. Wham! Slam! Ooph!
Monday, February 25, 2008
Whew, I'm finally home from a very stressful trip to the Animal Hospital. Linda noticed that I was having a little trouble... um... how do I say this "making water." She called the Vet and I had to go right in. They stuck something in my mustent touchit to take my temperature. Yikes, I did not like that at all. The nurse also looked in my ears, at my teeth and I got horrible shots in my backside. It turns out I have just been a little stressed and my system is off. All is fine now and things are back to normal. The highlight was getting my nails manicured. They are trimmed nice and neat now. One thing I'm upset about is that I have to be careful and not run around or get excited because I have a little trouble breathing from a restricted trachea. No big deal, everyone carries me anyway because I am so cute. Here I am with the Vet and Nurse.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Linda must be losing it. All afternoon she has been bending over, stretching, bouncing, laying down on the floor, getting back up while playing the music really loud on her laptop. There are a three other people on the laptop screen doing exactly what she is doing. They must all be crazy.
Too much sugar maybe. I started out barking at her and then decided to just join along and jump with her. It was actually pretty fun. I'm so pooped now that I have been curling up under her sweatshirt while she watches TV.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Chip, you are a rascal. How did you hack into my blog with those clumsy paws and brain the size of a pea? I hope someday you come to appreciate that I even let you live here. Sure, you were here long before I was, but obviously the humans love me best. Speaking of humans, it is time I post a photo of them since they do take care of me and supply me with "Choopie cookies" whenever I do the dance. The wedding photo is Taylor and Sarah (kiss-kiss). The girls kissing the snakes are Linda and Tierney. I love them and would not trade them for all the Milk Bones in the world.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
This is Chip, the very fit kind hearted cat that lives with those two obnoxious dogs Choopie and Snickers. Those dawgs are so annoying DO NOT believe what they say about me. Right now, Stoopie Choopie is sleeping on Jerry's lap after exhausting herself chewing on his PJ string. What a loser. She does not even know that I hacked into her dumb blog. Great original password dodo. Snickers is lolling on his flea ridden bed stinking up the den with massive gas issues. Nothing new there. Sometimes I can't even come downstairs to use my necessity box because of the smell.
I have to listen to the little rat yip, yip, yip all day while the hairless ones are at work. Snickers is not so bad, he does just lay around sleeping most of the time and only stirs when they come home.
At least I am the best looking of the three pets. Check out my beautiful calico colors. This photo isn't the greatest angle, I might look a bit chubby, but it's because the camera adds a few pounds.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Oh where or where can she be? I feel like Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep, only I lost my Tierney girl. I remember the first day she found me at the pet store. I was in a cage with a bunch of other puppies and she picked me! Boy, did I have some really big ears back then. They are so big they don't even fit in this photo. I admit I kind of looked strange, but now I am adorable if I do say so myself.
I played out on the deck for awhile with Snickers today. It was 60 degrees and very sunny. Snick's kept rolling me over on my back when ever I went close to the railing. He takes such good care of me. I checked out his gigantic dog house. It is so big and deep, I could get lost in it. My little hut by the side of Linda & Jerry's bed is just big enough to lay down and turn around once or twice. It is cozy and I feel so safe. At night when Jerry turns off the light by the bed, I go in all by myself just like a big dog. Speaking of bedtime.....
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
This is my favorite picture of Snickers and I frolicking on his bed. Totally G rated, don't worry.
He is my Valentine forever and ever. Our size and age difference makes no difference to me, I love him just the way he is. Tierney is spending the night at her Dad's tonight because they have a better TV and Lost is on tonight. I know what has priority in her life now, and it's not the Choopster. I guess I'll just have to take her Valentine present back to Tiffany's. So Sorry.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
but for some more "mature" bitches, it would be a real pick-me-up. He is also doing mammary lifts if your "you know whaties" get a little droopy from nursing the wee ones. Now that is truly amazing. There is nothing that looks worse then a poochie dragging her girls along the carpet. You can read the news for yourself at seattlepi.nwsource.com. Chow for now.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Tonight Snickers was called BAD DOG and was put out on the deck. He got over excited thinking he was going for a walk, but Jerry was just putting the trash out. When he did not get a walk, he went down and did a weewee on the carpet on purpose. Here is a picture of us getting to know each other a little better. This was my first day home from the pet store. I was only 1 1/2 pounds.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
emergency clinic. Tierney's body was so burning hot it was like laundry fresh from the dryer. Everything is fine now, she is in bed resting and Linda and Jerry are on the couch with me. I'm watching a special on Bruce Lei. KI HAP! He was so ripped. I bet I could take him though.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
The cover is done for my new comic, Savage Sword of Choopie. My readers are the first to see the masterpiece that Jerry penciled, inked and then colored on the computer. Don't I look adorable? It is sure to be an exciting adventure, you won't want to miss it. Check out www.badmonkeybrain.com to see other images as they are posted.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Today I found out that Jerry is going to feature me in a new comic book. It is called The Savage Sword of Choopie. It is about a beefy barbarian that takes me on all his adventures to save the world. There is a surprise ending, but you have to buy the book to find out what happens. In a few days I will post the full color cover. I have to admit, I look fierce.
It was kind of a boring day. I ate an empty toilet paper roll and some cat poop. For some reason the litter box is a monkey I can't get off my back. It's like Winne the Pooh and his honey. Only
the honey is stickier. Every time I do it, Linda brushes my teeth and gives me a bath in the kitchen sink. I hate it, but the few seconds of pleasure is worth the price I have to pay.
Tierney has not been home since Thursday. I hope she still loves me.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Wow, I can't believe I finally have my own blog. There is so much I want to share with the world, and I hardly ever get to leave the house. Sure, I have nice humans and 3 really comfy beds. (My newest bed in the kitchen is black and pink fur. It has a little pocket to snuggle down and hide from bad cats. My bed in the family room has kind of an Eddie Bauer feel to it, it's ok, not my favorite. The other bed is stuffed inside my night-time sleeping cage. I pooped on the first one when I was a puppy, and the humans had to buy another one just like it at Target.) Oops, sorry.. I have a little problem keeping focused. My humans are Jerry and Linda. Jerry (the bigger hairy one who is my pack mate) plays with me, feeds me and is always drawing little monkeys and lizards. He does not let me near his comic books or drawing supplies, but I do get to lay on his lap when he is working on his laptop. That's pretty much every single minute he is home. The other one is smaller and WAY prettier. She also smells kind of sweet, not like Jerry who reminds me of my birth parents. There is also another human, Tierney. She is 21 and hardly ever home. When she is home, I am the center of her world. Well, that is when she is not sleeping or taking a bath.... which is all the time. But she does love me. As soon as the door opens and I hear "Choo..Choo..Choo" in a high squeaky voice, I go crazy. She also gives me the cardboard off of all her microwave dinners. Oh, I love tearing those to bits. There used to be another gigantic human living here too. His name was Taylor and he is even bigger then Jerry. He got married to Sarah this summer and moved out. I still lay on his bed because his room smells great, kind of like old sneakers. All and all, I have a great life. I will try and post something every day. Welcome to my world.