The dreaded Spot Bot

Jerry gave Linda this big contraption thingie for Christmas. It's called a pet Spot Bot and she just took it out of the box today. Oh my gosh, it scares the pants off me. Linda put it down on the place that Snickers had his little slip-up the other day. It makes a huge whoooshing noise that I DO NOT LIKE at all. I kept barking and barking at it but it would not stop. When Linda saw how good it worked, she kept setting it down all over the house. I'm currently very stressed and emotional. I need Dr. Phil. It is so icy & cold out tonight. I'm glad I have my pee-pee pad as a back up plan. Brrrrr.