Monday, March 31, 2008
This is their engagement picture, aren't they adorable? I sleep on his old bed sometimes, but it's Snickers 'hood and Snickster is territorial. It's been a rainy boring Monday. Linda teaches a lot of classes today, so I am just chillin' waiting for someone to play with me. Someday there will be little Tator's for me to play with. He wants to have 5 tots, all boys so they can be a basketball team. Sarah says no.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Before I cam to live here, Snickers had another girlfriend. It was a shock finding out, but I forgive him since he didn't even know I existed. Sheba was a pure bred Siberian Husky. She got sick and died. Poor Snickers was very sad and lonely until I came along and made his life so much more wonderful.
Can you believe this? I thought I was the only dog with a blog. Turns out there is another Yorkie-Terrier dog named Ronnie who has his own blog. Ronnie thinks he is a cat (I can't even imagine the horror of that!) Maybe instead of getting mad, we should hook up and link each other's pages.
I am going on an outing with Linda tomorrow. I don't know where, but I could tell something was up because she got the doggie carrier-purse out of the closet. Hope it's somewhere fun. I'll bring the camera to post photos of our adventure.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
P. guests running off the stage and banging their head on the wall. Why am I interested you may ask? I have absolutely no idea. It's a slow news day and I've already chewed the eyes off my new owly toy, gnawed the hood string off Linda's sweatshirt and bothered Snick's so much he nipped at me to chase me off. I'll write more later.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
mag called Body & Life. Her new easy 3-step plan is the "Eat Less Crap & Get Off the Couch" diet.
It is very funny and informative, but why didn't she use me as her model? I'm so slim, trim and the perfect poster pup for healthy living. I'll post a photo of the 2 page color spread tomorrow.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Hopping down the Bunny trail.... Well, maybe not the trail, but certainly the hallway. I got a new toy for Easter, its kind of bouncy ball shaped like a dog bone, but it squeaks. I'm pretty tuckered out from playing with it. Snickers got to hop on the bunny trail today, but Linda thinks I don't know. Excuse me, does she think I can't detect all the trail smells on him? I forgive her since he did not get a new toy and I did. Here's a new photo of the family today at church. They are all going out for Easter dinner tonight. I hope there are some good leftovers. Happy Easter to You!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
I'm not exactly sure what is going on at the National Zoo, but maybe I'm missing out on something big. These equines must know something I don't. I'll get Linda to explain it to me since these photos were on her camera. Maybe the little one on the bottom was trying to escape out that fence. Snickers tries to keep me away from getting out our gate sometimes. The other picture is totally whack.
Friday, March 21, 2008
No more Pepto for Pups for me, I'm feeling frisky. After a whole can of Little Ceaser, I got my strength back and am once again ruling the roost. Tonight Linda and Tierney went to a wedding and later on (at 10:45 p.m.!) Taylor is playing football, so they will be gone again. This is a photo of me earlier on when I was sick. Don't you feel sorry for me?
Thursday, March 20, 2008
I know, I know... It seems like I am always bragging on the Teer-Beer, but she really deserves it this time. She wrote an article for a magazine about starting a new or changing careers. Not only did they accept it, she has the cover story. Yesterday, she was a guest at a giant career fair. BIG companies like U.S. Department of Security; Environmental Protection Agency; IRS; Department of Defense; Lockheed Martin; Oracle; and Northrop Grumman were just a few of the hundreds of companies represented and endorsing the mag. She was the Marketing Director for the magazine at the Career Fair. Someday she will be on the best seller list, or maybe Oprah's list. Even Snickers couldn't resist reading the story.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Not on purpose, but today I chewed off the eyes on my flying screaming monkey. If it weren't for Tierney intervention, I would have choked for sure. I guess I got a little over zealous. It screamed and screamed but I killed it good. Now I am squeaking the pink bone and putting it on Tierney's face. Ooops, it dropped. I'm hungry now. Wait, no, I'm bored. Maybe I forgot my ADHD medicine this morning.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Here's my peep Tierney and Choopster "hanging" around in our kitchen. I know it looks like she is about to drop me, but I was safe as can be. She is devoted to me, and can you blame her? I am so lovable that I even get excited just when ever I hear my name. She is going out with her friends tonight and Linda is going out with her friends, so I guess its a quite night for me. I'll microwave some popcorn and see whats on Sci-Fi. Maybe it's Frankenfish, which is the absolute best movie ever!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Whoo! Ah mi cielos!! (I'm pooped!) Can you say tacos, cheese, chips, lettuce, olives, salsa....? Tonight we had a big partido mejicano complete with Strawberry and Lime margaritas (no booze, or course). Taco meat is right up there with the chicken I've been eating. Honestly, I am getting a little chubby. Everyone just left and Linda finished cleaning the kitchen. I'm really tired and can't write too much tonight. Here are a few photos of the party, and one of me crashed from too much fun.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Now I know where I inherited my way with words. Tierney submitted an article to a magazine and not only did they accept it, she has the cover story! I'm so proud of her, maybe someday I'll let her be a guest on my blog. She is so pretty, smart and nice (It's easy to tell we are in the same family!) Right now my new way of sleeping is to tuck myself under the blankets and snuggle up in Linda's armpit. Look, It's a Bird, It's a Plane, it's Under 'da Cover Choopie! It sounds like a good name for a superhero. Move over Under Dog, theres a new pup in town!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
In Australia, 10 breeds of dogs are now automatically declared dangerous, without a trial. It won't be long before the US of A jumps on the gravy-train with them. Two of the dangerous dogs they have identified are Dobermans & German Shepards. That's my Snickers!! Oh no! Not to worry though, a company is developing Ultra Disguise Kits for Dogs, part of their Invisible Breeds products line. The dandy Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans is just what I need to order for him. The kit includes:
--fake fur pieces (four ankle pieces, one body piece, head piece and tail attachment)
-- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.
-- High Quality duct tape
-- Under harness
-- Black face paint (safe for dogs)
This way we can go for our walks without the fear of the DDP (dangerous dog patrol) coming along and arresting Snickers. Look at that face, do you think he looks like he'd bite your head off?
Monday, March 10, 2008
I am in love with chicken. Chicken, Chicken, Chicken. Since I was being a little pickier then I normally am about eating, Linda went to the store and came back with a big featherless bird. She roasted it in the oven on Sunday and the smell made me crazy. Then she stood at the counter and pulled off all the meat... (I was flipping out) and put it in the whirrly-blender to make it like Choopie food. Every time she feeds me, she mixes the CHICKEN in with my regular food. I am going to be so fat because I am jonesin' for it all the time. I can't wait until my next meal. My navy pea coat is not going to fit me this spring because I'll be too fat. Who cares? Snickers would love me even if I was Chubby Choopie. I want this chicken toy.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Linda has been very busy working and has not been home very much. I am doing a lot of sleeping tucked inside my pink and black bed in the kitchen. It's comfy, but I miss the snuggles and love rubs I was getting all the time. At least when she is home I am the center of her world. (Well, I share with Snickers and to some extent though I hate to admit it... Chip) Tierney is hardly ever here, just to take a bath at 11:00 p.m. and then sleep. Linda has been putting me in bed with Tier early in the morning when she leaves for work, and we cuddle until it's time for her to leave for school or the mall. Here is a picture of Mom and me when I be'little.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
I end up surrounded by munchkins with a wicked witch and flying monkeys chasing me? (I actually have my own flying monkey that howls when it flies.) I hope I'll be safe in my hole next to the bed. I'm sure Linda will protect me if things get wiggy.
Jerry dropped off a new toy for me and a bunch of my favorite food. I wasn't eating because I wanted the premium food I was used to, not the Mighty Dog that I've been getting lately. MD is fine for Snickers because he does not have the same distinguished pallet that I have. He never eats the cat poop, what the heck is wrong with him?
Monday, March 3, 2008
Today, Linda cleaned and cleaned and made lots of trips to the trash bin. Taking the trash bags outside to the bin is on my top 5 list of things to do. I had such adventures exploring the boxes, old clothes and old papers she was piling up on the floor. I'm pretty tiny, its a good thing I did not get lost in the pile and put out to the curb! There was one close call. Chip was checking out what was happening in the back room where we were cleaning and I got a little excited. She swiped me across the face and hissed because I was barking at her. I about had a meltdown, but then Linda picked me up and kissed the boo-boo's all better. Someday Chip is going to be paid back for all her bad attitudes. Here is a poem I wrote:
She tries to rule this house
I bet she would have a meltdown
If she ever saw a mouse!
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Just like in the old show Lassie: "Woof Woof...What's the matter boy, is Timmy in the well?!" Drats, Snicks stopped me from discovering the world. I was almost free, but wait... why would I want to leave this warm house with food whenever I want and lots of love 24-7?
Taylor came over today. I've missed him since he married Sarah and moved out. I hope some day they have little hairless humans for me to play with.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
In other news, a Las Vegas company is making "Chewy Vuition"; "Chewnel No. 5"; "Furcedes" and "Sniffany & Co." toys and collars. Wonder if they need a model? Can you imagine the free swag I would get if I was their barksperson?