Pass the Tofurkey

I did not know this, but vegetarian diets are perfectly fine for us pooches. We only need 10% of our calories from protein. Do you know what that means? I can become a vegetarian just like Linda. She is actually a vegan, but I don't want to be that radical. I do love me some cheese. Fiber is also important for me, so I need to keep up the Puffins cereal nuggets and veggies I've been snacking on. I am seriously thinking about giving up the Little Caesar and the Mighty Dog as my main meals. Next time Linda makes pesto couscous or tofu stir fry, I am going to do the cute "Choopie Charleston" and she'll give me some. Today is St. Patrick's Day which means absolutely nothing to me.