There is a new DNA at home test to determine who's the daddy. No more drama, no more Maury
P. guests running off the stage and banging their head on the wall. Why am I interested you may ask? I have absolutely no idea. It's a slow news day and I've already chewed the eyes off my new owly toy, gnawed the hood string off Linda's sweatshirt and bothered Snick's so much he nipped at me to chase me off. I'll write more later.
