Oh, the Humiliation

It is almost even too embarrassing to write about. It might help me to get over the stress of what I had to go through tonight. Linda was late getting home tonight. While she was gone, I had a bathroom issue. I made it to the pee-pee pad, but "things" were a little slow moving and sticky if you get my drift. Never mind the details, just suffice to say that my belly, tail and legs were quite the mess. She had to clean me up and bathe me. Good thing I was gated in the kitchen. At least Snickers and Chip were not privy to the humiliation. Linda had just cleaned the whole kitchen this afternoon and she had to do the floor again tonight. Oh well, I know she loves me, stinky and all.