Sometimes I just can't get over how cute I am. I was born to be on the cover of Dog Fancy or even doing ads for Mighty Dog. Instead of America's Next Top Model, a good show would be America's Next Top Canine. I Better start looking for an agent. Tonight I met Linda's friend Paul. She's known him for over 20 years, way back when she was 5 years old. At first I was nervous and kept my ears down, but pretty soon we were tussling on the couch with The Screaming Monkey. Snickers was not happy someone new was in the house so he barked his head off. The old boy should know by now that I got his back and would not let anyone hurt him.