In Australia, 10 breeds of dogs are now automatically declared dangerous, without a trial. It won't be long before the US of A jumps on the gravy-train with them. Two of the dangerous dogs they have identified are Dobermans & German Shepards. That's my Snickers!! Oh no! Not to worry though, a company is developing Ultra Disguise Kits for Dogs, part of their Invisible Breeds products line. The dandy Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans is just what I need to order for him. The kit includes:
--fake fur pieces (four ankle pieces, one body piece, head piece and tail attachment)
-- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.
-- High Quality duct tape
-- Under harness
-- Black face paint (safe for dogs)
This way we can go for our walks without the fear of the DDP (dangerous dog patrol) coming along and arresting Snickers. Look at that face, do you think he looks like he'd bite your head off?
