On June 22nd, I wrote about a tractor trailer truck that overturned in Little Rock, Ark. Ninety fat hogs spilled onto the highway. Most were rounded up, but one escaped. Authorities were calling him "ham on the lam." The 800 pound porky was lost for a whole week before making itself at home in a ladies swimming pool. LeAnne Baldy looked out her window and noticed her pool was overflowing. She went outside and found the pig immersed in the water just chilling out. The pig will be living a long and happy life at a local farm. Porkie can't be used as pork sausages because they don't know what he might have ate during his AWOL time.