Another dumb crook story: This one is about a guy who just had to have some beer. He walked into a convenience store about midnight on Wednesday and went back to the beer cooler. Instead of paying for the beer at the counter, he ran out of the store after arguing with the teller and threatening him with a knife. OK, you are probably saying "Choopie, that does not sound very dumb. Lot's of crooks steal beer." That is true, but this one was just wearing his underwear. The teller was able to describe to the police exactly what the man looked like, even a detailed description of his undies. Police located the man a few blocks away and arrested him, still not wearing any pants. I wish he tried to stick the six-pack down his boxers, it would have even been a better story.
