Linda has been wanting to get another BIG dog to protect us from burglars. Now, with this new invention that will go on sale in Japan, we might not need to get a dog. The new anti-burglar door mat acts just like human flypaper. Put the mat right inside your front door. If a thief comes in, he'll stick to the paper and won't be able to steel your stuff. If he's smart, he could just take his shoes off and continue to steal your stuff. It would be fun to buy anyway to play tricks on your friends.
