Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Here Today, Gnome Tomorrow


In other news.... Arsonist set fire to a gnome factory where Authur Ray has made wonderful garden gnomes for the past 10 years. Up in smoke went all of the 80-year old gents home made collection of gnomes and 450 of his gnome molds. The poor old man is so distraught without his gnomes he does not even want to go on. This past May, Mr. Ray's wife died and now this! His entire collection of gnomes... destroyed by pranksters. Since the building was just rented, he never got insurance on the gnomes so now he has no gnomes at all! Police are following leads to track down the gnome murderers. (I've never even typed the word gnome before and now I got to do it 10 times!)