Finally, Linda will know exactly what I want. Sometimes I bark for a treat and she takes me for a walk. I'm not complaining, but it would be nice to get exactly what I want the first time. People in Japan have made a new gadget that translates doggie barks into human words. I wear a little collar and when I bark, the human words come over a speaker. It will only be sold in Japan right now, but as soon as it comes to my home town, we are buying it for sure. "Bark..Bark...Bark" means I want to go to the dog park. "BARK BARK BARK" means the cat is eating my food.
