Tier loved that show when she was little. She can probably still sing the entire theme song. A group has started a company to become pet rescue rangers. Some believe there is one more day until the predicted rapture (well, not according to the Bible, but according to some man who swears its the real day.) Linda said not to stress about this weekend, because predicting the actual day is just a lot of bunk. Her church is going about business as usual and Saturday (the supposed J-Day) is the annual clean up the grounds work day. Some people are believing the prediction though. In 26 states, those who are raptured can pay a company to come in and rescue your pets after J-Day. Eternal Earth-Bound Pets charge $135 for the first pet and than $20 for each additional pet. All the rescuers are sworn atheists who don't believe in God or heaven, so they say they will be on earth to adopt your animals and care for them. Just in case it does not happen this week, the contract is good for 10 years. Linda can save her $175 because Jerry will be here to rescue us when she is gone.
