Monday, April 2, 2012

Zombie 5th Graders

Zombie Chimmie.  Look how fat his belly was!
I woke up Linda at 5:15 this morning to go outside.  She is always more alert and awake during the 5 am hour then if she gets up later at 7 am.  For about 10 minutes she considered just getting dressed and making coffee, but decided to go back to bed... wrong move Linda.  When the alarm went off at 6:45, she was disoriented, had a headache and felt super tired.  It's all about your sleep REM and scientific stuff.  Plus, she had horrible dreams about floating in a lazy river while being attacked by zombie 5th graders.  She had to lock herself in a bathroom and jump out a 4 story window.  Luckily, she landed on her feet just like Superman, slow and easy.  She was running through Philadelphia trying to find an escape route when she got trapped in a mixed martial art cage fight.  Then the alarm woke her up, so she never had to fight.   Her dreams are so weird that I worry about her.