Linda was checking out all her little gray hairs that were starting to peek through the other day. How could that happen! She's not that old, right? Also, there are a few more lines and wrinkles on her face. What? Impossible!! Maybe a little hair dye, night cream and an eye mask is in order. If that doesn't work, she can always send away to Japan for the latest beauty products that the Japanese woman use to keep young and beautiful.
First, she could try the Pupeko. Its an the anti-aging mouthpiece. "Just clench, train your face muscles ... and watch your beauty grow!"
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| It would also work for those woman who never can seem to stop talking |
Another product she might consider is the Beauty Lift High Nose. "Gentle electric vibrations" rattle your face and give you a firmer nose.
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| Maybe it could help her allergies too |
Lastly, since she is already paying for shipping, she should get the Kagao! Mask: "a nylon face cover-come-strap-come-belt that tightens up your cheeks and facial contours, giving you a more buoyant and youthful visage."
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| Perfect for staying on your diet too! |
I told her these would come in handy when those pesky door-to-door sales guys come and bother her. She would just wear one of these when she opened the door and pretend that all was normal. I bet they would run away screaming!!
To see the rest of the gadgets:
Beauty Tools
