Besides the murder of crows that are stalking us, now we have a new worry. In a county just 30 minutes away, a mythical chupacabra has been captured roaming around outside a hospital. The scary looking creature was captured alive and taken to... I'm not sure where, but it was taken somewhere to be studied, poked and prodded. So scary!! Now, in the very County I live in, 32 chickens have been mysteriously killed and 46 more are missing from a backyard. The chickens were being raised for dinner, but it looks like something got to them before they made their way into my bowl. Authorities are investigating. The 4 surviving chickens have been taken to the vet to be checked out for injuries. (This seems weird that someone would pay a vet to treat a chicken whose head they are going to chop off anyway.)
UPDATE: The chupacabra turned out to be a red fox with mange. They released it back into the wild to be born free. Jerry drew this photo of me pretending to be a chupacabra.
