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| If Linda was a Nun, she would still do TKD. |
I woke Linda up this morning to go outside while she was in the middle of a crazy dream.
During the dream she was leaving her one gym to drive to her second gym for her noon class. She usually has an hour and a half, but there was a sub for the class after her and he made her move in slow motion and be confused. Then she took a wrong turn and ended up in Middleburg. A hospital medic helicopter landed in the street, almost on her car and traffic is stopped. She has to use a teaspoon to make a tight u-turn, but since her car was red, it worked perfectly. (remember, it's a dream) The u-turn ended up taking her to Taiwan where she immediately turned Asian. For some reason, the GPS on her iPhone was taking her on a path through an old-folks home. She was in the nursing homes dining room, but all the tables and chairs were floating on the water. When she tried to run across, she sunk and her phone was ruined. By now, it's 15 min. before her class starts, so she thinks if she hails a cab in Taiwan, she'll make it back to the USA and to her class on time. A guy ask her if she wants to share a cab since he is going to NY. She says yes, but he ends up kidnapping her and attacking her. He holds her hostage for 7 years before she escapes and becomes a nun at an orphanage teaching art to the kids. (She is still Asian.) Since they ran out of supplies for paper mache, she needs to go to the store and decides if she hurries, she'll still make her aerobic class on time. Then I woke her up because I had to go outside. The first thing she did was check the time to see if she overslept and missed class. This is a normal night dreaming for her. Tierney is the same way. Her dreams always include fashion and shoes though.
