Friday, March 25, 2011

Downward Knifehand & Long Fist to the Throat


We just got home from a very late night walk. It's almost 11 p.m. and very chilly, but Linda was gone for over 5 hours and she felt bad that Chimmie was stuck in the bathroom that whole time. Sometimes I wonder if it is smart to walk us that late. A bad guy could jump out from behind a tree and get us. She said not to worry, she has ninja skills. If only Chimmie would just be a good boy, she would leave him out with me. So far he's chewed the carpet and corner of the molding when he's been alone. She wishes she had some kind of hidden camera and a little electric buzzer collar. This way when he starts to do something bad, she could remote control a little buzz and it would make him stop. We saw this on Cesar and it worked great. Tierney said we should send the Dog Whisperer a DVD of Chimmie being Chimmie. He would probably get picked for the show.