We were looking on craigslist this morning under the "pet" heading. Linda is searching for a double retractable leash so she does not have to keep switching hands when we walk. Our leashes get tangled and she has to dance around trying to get them separated. Anyway, while we were browsing we saw an ad for a "Six foot Cat" looking for a new home. I know! Our one foot cat is bad enough, but imagine if Linda adopted a six foot cat! Then she thought maybe it wasn't a 6 foot long cat at all, but a cat who had six legs. Even then, that would be scary. Imagine how fast it could run? No, it wasn't either of those. When she read the ad it turned out to be a cat who does not move more than 6 feet from you at any given time. That is the worst of all. If Chip stayed that close to Linda, my life would be ruined. I'm glad Chip is mostly a Thirty foot cat. She only recently started getting close to us.
