Monday, April 18, 2011

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting


Know that you will be safer if you ever have to fly Hong Kong Airlines. The company is requiring all of their cabin staff aboard the planes to master the art of Wing Chun, the same form of Kung Fu that Bruce Lee practiced. The close-range combat style is perfect for dealing with unruly passengers who don't obey the seat belt sign or refuse to put their tray up on landing. Can you imagine the flight attendant chopping your neck if you don't return your seat back to the fully upright position? Forget to say thank you when she hands you your Dr. Pepper.... joint lock to the wrist! Don't even think of standing up with the seat belt light is on. You'll get a roundhouse kick to the head.