First of all... What does Chimmie think he's doing guest posting on my blog without asking me first? I'm changing the password to something trickier than "bacon." Second, I am nowhere near as fat as this picture makes me look! The bandanna adds at least 3 pounds. When Linda picked me up from Dog-a-Do, the first thing she said was I looked like a butterball. Honestly, it's got to be the scarf because I just can't be that round! Now I wish she left all that hair on me because I looked fluffy, not fat.