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| This is the exact face Chim would make if you made him wear a Taco costume. |
The second worst holiday of the year is coming up next Monday. Number one: The 4th of July. I hate, hate , hate the fireworks. I wish there would be a law that people could not set off fireworks in neighborhoods. I can stand the 20 minutes that our town sets them off. It's far enough away and Linda usually cuddles us to keep us calm. But the people on our street set them off two days before and two days after the actual 4th. The second worse: Halloween. It's not because Linda makes us dress up. (Although it's very tempting for her to put Chimmie in some kind of Mexican food costume. Did you hear that a man actually fire bombed Taco Bell because they did not put enough meat in his Chalupas?) It's because kids ring the doorbell all evening. I hate that almost as much as fireworks. It does not scare us, but it riles us up so much that I get an asthma attacks from being over-excited. This year, Linda won't even be here. She took a sub on Halloween night at Gold's. She'll leave the porch light off and her car will be gone, so maybe no one will come.
