Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Corn, Pillows and Cat Poop (in that order)

Chimmie strikes again.  Today he chewed three things.  One made Linda laugh, one made her gag, and the other made her throw a shoe at him and scream "bad dog!".  This morning during her study time, Chim and I were taking a nap.  He had pulled his bed out into the hallway and I was in my kitchen bed.  All was quite for 30 minutes.  She checked on him a few times and he was sound asleep.  A little while later, she heard some crunching going on.  It sounded like he was chewing rocks.  She jumped up and found him up on her bed chewing her corn bag.  (A corn bag is full of well, corn... and you put it in the microwave.  It gets really hot and feels amazing on your aches.)  She used the bag last night in bed and just left it there when she got up.  While she thought he was napping, Chim jumped on the bed and made a hole in the fabric.  He spread the corn all over her unmade bed!  She was upset, but it was so funny that she had to laugh.  The fabric can be patched.  (Chim did not think it was so funny when he tried to poop during our trail walk.  The raw corn kernels came out whole.)   After she cleaned up the mess, she went down the hall to the trash can and saw her good sofa pillow on the floor with the corner all chewed up.  That time she did not laugh and he got in big trouble.   When we got back from the hour long trail walk Chim made a bee-line for the litter box and ate some cat poop.  Linda caught him mid-snack.  He really needs to go to Cesar's Ranch and be Whispered to by Mr. Milan.