If you read it on Choopie's Blog, it's true. Even when one of my stories seems too strange or bizarre for this world, it's for real. Sometimes, I update a story (i.e. Cougar on 1-70) or fill in additional facts. This following story just can't be true. I'm waiting for it to appear on one of those Urban Legend websites that check for false rumors. Anyway, until I hear otherwise.... A man is in jail because he tried to turn his poop into gold. How? Well... he thought if he placed his poop into an electric heater, it would turn into bricks of solid gold. Instead of creating precious metal, he caused almost $5,000 in damages to his apartment. If it were factual and putting poop into a heater would make you rich, Linda would really crack down on Chimmie and his obsession with eating.... well never mind. This story just stinks.
