Missing Wake Forest Baptist Monkey Found

A monkey that went missing has been recaptured.  The 8 pound Baptist Monkey was tranquilized and returned to her cage.  She is a breeder monkey that makes babies for testing.  When they were cleaning her cage, she made her getaway. 

There is a lot wrong with this story.  Of course, testing on animals is wrong and should not be done. (Unless it's for health reasons like curing cancer, HIV, etc.... but not pouring stinging battery acid in their eyes to see if it blinds them.)  The real concern for me is how they know the monkey is a Baptist.  The news headline clearly stated: "Wake Forest Baptist Monkey Found." 

I don't think there are any Baptist monkeys.  Even though the headline says "Missing Wake Forest Baptist Monkey Found", I still don't believe it.

See, They go to Church of the Brethren

P.S. This is a real sign from a Blacksburg, Va. church. I have no clue what Monkey Mind Study is all about.  P.S.S.  Linda told me that Wake Forest Baptist is a place, and the Monkey is just a heathen.