I don't know why Linda loves Chip Cat so much. Chip is selfish, annoying and loud. All she does is sleep and then poop in the stinky litter box. She isn't very cute either. Now, a new article even gives me more reason to try and convince Linda to not get another kitty when Chips time on earth is done. Now, researchers are saying
"cats make you crazy and you might kill yourself." It's true. There is something in the litter box that causes you to go whacky. So far, Linda isn't showing any signs of losing her mind, but you never know! For instance, right now Linda is CRAVING Sweet Frog. She wants it bad, and is starting to become agitated because she is already in her pj's and it would require getting re-dressed and driving a whole mile to the Sweet Frog at the corner. Is this a sign of being crazy? Shouldn't an adult be able to say "Sweet Frog will be there tomorrow, you don't need it RIGHT NOW????" YES... SHE NEEDS IT NOW.. Maybe so much she will just drive up there in her PJ's and satisfy her craving. Maybe they deliver.... Or, wait... maybe Tierney could bring her a sundae. Or Taylor.... someone.... help.............
