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| It must be true, it was on the internet |
Linda read an article last night about a dog who gave birth to a kitten
It was from an Asian science journal news feed. If Linda reads something wacky online before bed, it inevitably works its way into her dreams: She was on some kind of a bus trip with a group from her church. It was one of those red double decker buses you see in London, except it was open on one side like a carnival ride. They had stopped for dinner at a mall and she heard about a goat that had given birth to a cellphone. No one else wanted to go see the miracle, so she ran across the mall to see it for herself. Sure enough, there was a cellphone nestled among the baby goats. She was so amazed that she lost track of of time and the bus left without her. Luckily, Sarah stayed to wait for her and they caught another bus to the resort. Everyone had already checked in and she had no idea which room Tierney was in, so she went through every single room at the resort until she found a closet with a lot of leopard print and navy clothes in it. Sure enough, her suitcase was already in the corner waiting for her.
