This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.....George Bernard Shaw

People will sue each other, companies, employers and fast food restaurants, but I have never heard of a women suing because of dog poop. This is true, a women from New York has sued the Maritime Aquarium because her kid stepped in dog doo outside the parking garage. She claims the entire family outing was ruined and wants to be reimbursed for the cost of the Aquarium tickets, parking fees and a new pair of shoes for her kid. I'm at a lost for words and can't think of one witty comment about this story. Well, poop happens