Monday, June 30, 2008

Aliens Abduct Bat Boy


OK, this is getting a little bit ridiculous. Every single time I find a peculiar story about, oh...say obese monkeys... the very next day it shows up on MSNBC or some other news page. This has
been happening on a very regular basis. Obviously, all the major news outlets must be reading "choopies life: life in the dog house"and stealing my stories. If any of todays topics show up tomorrow, I better start getting a finders fee or at least some Milk Bones. Let's see if they fall for the bait and write a story about Bat Boy being abducted by aliens. (I know for a fact that it wasn't aliens, it was Big Foot who abducted Bat Boy because he was heartbroken about Centaur leaving.)