Hanuman the monkey god, is one of the most popular idols in the Hindu pantheon. He is known for his strength and valor. The monkey god was recently hired as the chairman of a technology and management school in India. Perks include an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot. I wonder what kind of job a 5 pound Chorkie could get? Boss of all the cats sounds good to me.
Why did the monkey cross the road? Because the chicken exploded from a pipe bomb. (I promised no chicken crossing the road jokes.)
