Sunday, June 29, 2008

Pass the 'nanas please



I'm used to living with a very fat cat, but when I saw theses photos of the monkeys at the Ohama Park in Sakai, Osaka I realized Chip is only chubby. The tourists feed them all day long resulting in grossly porky primates. Park Officals have slashed the monkeys calories by 60% and started feeding them extra healthy veggies, grains and fish. Months have gone by with no change in their weight. In fact, many think they are getting even fatter. How? Cleaners have been finding candy wrappers and peanut shells in their cages in the morning. They should hire Linda to be their Weight Watcher leader and personal trainer. She could whip them into shape in no time flat.