Saturday, May 30, 2009

We Offer You a Pizza You Can't Refuse


A friend of Linda's from her church has a pizza parlor named Don Corleone's. It is even decorated like an old-school mafia hangout with posters on the wall. Their old black delivery car has a plastic hand hanging out of the trunk and a machine-gun toting "boss" painted on the side of the car. The owner, Waleed is actually a wonderful Christian family man who has nothing at all to do with the Mafia. Not so for the owner of Goomba's Pizzeria in Dayton Beach. When 2 men complained about their calzone order, the owner pistol whipped the two men. Police later found out that the owner is actually a former mob hit man. Just to be on the safe side, if Don Corleone offers me a free pizza, I'm taking it! (Why in the world would someone want a Rolex watch with a pizza logo on it? Must be a status symbol in the pizza making business. Linda is going to check Waleed's wrist next time she sees him.)