By accident on purpose I googled "man calls 911 over..... " OK...ready: Man calls 911 over not getting the juice box in his MickyD's happy meal. His little brother was pitching a fit because it was not in the bag. A man called 911 because Burger King was out of lemonade. Another man called 911 because his 28 year old son's room was a mess. (I already blogged about that story.) A patron at Subway called 911 twice because his sub was not made like he ordered. A women called 911 three times to complain that McDonalds cheated her out of some chikin' nuggets. One women called 911 because she saw 2 men kissing in a parking lot. One women called called 911 to get a cute cops phone number. (Good idea!) You just gotta call 911 when there are not enough shrimp in your friend rice, right? One women thought so. True... a women in Orlando called 911 to say she was locked inside her car because her battery was dead and the electric locks did not work The dispatcher told her to pull up the lock by hand. (No word on the color of her hair.) One 4-year old called 911 for help with his homework. When Taylor was 5 he called 911 too just playing with the phone. The police came to our house and looked through to see if Linda was holding him prisoner. I love the one where the man called 911 because he could not get his 6' boa constrictor back in his cage after giving him a bath. Linda had a 4 foot boa and it got out of the cage. She almost called 911 because Rocky the snake was just about to eat their kitten. A dog even called 911 to save his human who was having a seizure. The moral of the story, the dog was the only one who actually used 911 for the right reason!
