Tuesday, May 5, 2009

She never ate Cheez Wiz again


We just read this crazy story about a strange burglar. Linda told me two weird stories that happened to her that were similar. First Linda's stories: 1) She was in her early 20's and living in a ground floor apartment. One night, a man tried to break in the window over her bed. She saw him trying to pry the screen off, holding a gun (or so she thought) She ran out to the kitchen and called 911. By the time the police came, the man was gone, but he left his weapon at the window. A can of Cheez Wiz that he squirted all over her window. She moved after that.. then 2) A year or so later, in a TH not far away, another crime took place. This time the guy covered her car with "love" words using chocolate syrup and left flower petals stuck to the car! She called the police but they laughed. She was scared because she did not know who it was! Today's weird thief got into a sticky mess near a university in Pa. He covered himself in pudding, chocolate sauce and silver paint to break into off campus apartments. He stole a bunch of things including frozen chicken breasts and beer. The man was caught when a women whose apartment was covered with chocolate syrup saw the suspect walking around covered in chocolate.