Lambs are really smart. They have figured out if they burp enough, people will stop eating them. They can go back to lazing in the field or following Mary to school. Scientist have figured out the sheep burp... a lot. So much so that all that burping is posing a serious threat to the environment. Seems those smart sheep burp up methane or "greenhouse gas", way more than cows or pigs. Officials are urging people to stop eating lamb to save the earth. Live long little lambs, keep burping strong!
