One of my favorite topics are men who shoplift by sticking seafood down their pants. You may think that it would be a rare occurrence, but it is actually quite a popular crime. Now, for the first time, I'm proud to report a female was arrested for shoving food down her pants. This time a 20-year old Florida women was in a 7-11 when the cashier noticed a big bulge in the front of her pants. The bright clerk, realizing the bulge was unnatural, called the cops. Cops found a 2.4 ounce Big Mama pickled sausage wrapper inside her car. The girl already ate the evidence. The cops also found drug stuff, so she was hauled off to the Big House...all because of a $1.19 hunk of sausage.
