Police are our protectors whose job it is to keep us safe from bad guys, crazy drivers and dangerous situations. One of those dangerous situations could be capturing and subduing a big stuffed animal. True. Some guy called 911 to report a 150 pound cougar inside a drain pipe. Police came armed with all sorts of cougar catching tools, including a zapper gun. Police peeked down the pipe with a flash light and sure enough, the glassy green eyes shone in the beam. They zapped the creature so they could put it in a cage. The ten police officers must have been embarrassed when they pulled out a big stuffed toy cat. Here I am subduing my very own black panther. This is the only cat in the house that obeys me.
