Sunday, May 17, 2009

There is Something Fishy About this Story


Linda does not eat any fish because it is yucky. All those slimy scales and sharp fins. The stinky creatures have bugged out eyes and swim in polluted water. Plus, she hates that the poor fish think they are getting a cookie and it turns out to be attached to a large barbed hook that gets caught in their lip. Ouch! Tierney said it is OK, because fish only have a 3 second memory and they forget that it even hurt once they get thrown back in the water. Tier does eat fish when she is out at a restaurant. She better be careful because an NBC investigation team discovered that 85% of area restaurants do a switch-a-roo with the fish on their menu. You may think you are ordering an expensive slab of fish flesh, but they substitute a cheaper fish and don't tell you. Even the restaurant "Red Snapper" was not serving Snapper. They only pretended it was Snapper and diners can't tell the difference. Now I wonder if the Sirloin Steak in my dog food is really steak. It's probably ground-up road kill! Pass the veggies, please.