I'm sure you have all read about the vampire skeleton that was found in Rome. An archaeological dig near Venice discovered the bones of a 16th century women with a brick stuck between her jaws. Back in the day, people believed that vampires roamed the streets and attacked people to suck their blood. I'm not sure why they would stick a brick in the vampires mouth. Maybe they thought that if it came back to life it could not bite you as long as the brick was stuck in their jaw. Hey, wait! I think I have a good idea to keep Chip from attacking me. I'll just get Linda to stick a small brick in her mouth when she leaves for work.
