When Taylor was living here, he would always lose (or misplace as he called it) his wallet. Sometimes he said Maria, the maid with the gold front tooth, took it. She was our maid for over 5 years and never stole a penny. He was just careless where he left it. Once when he was about 13, he was playing in the snow. The snow was so deep, that he was jumping off the deck into the fluffy banks. The next day, his wallet was again missing. We ended up finding it, spread around the back yard in the snow. Sheba dog recovered it in the backyard and chewed it up. The money was spread out everywhere in pieces on the snow. The rest of the money was spread out in piles of poo. At least it wasn't $400, like Kelly Davis lost. Her dog Augie took the cash off a dresser and ate it all up. So far, Augie has passed pieces of 3 $100 bills and 5 $20 bills. Kelly used the garden hose to wash off the money. She is piecing together the money as she finds it and hopes the government will accept it as currency. Augie also passed a whole $20 bill! Sheba looks evil, but she was really a sweet dogs. Those scary red eyes were really pale, pale blue.
