Yikes! I'm hiding under the couch (or in a coffee cup). This coming Saturday is the fifth annual Non-native Pet Amnesty day. This means that in Miami, you can turn your non-native pets over to the zoo without facing the usual fines or penalties for owning non-native pets. Oh no, this is horrible news. What if Linda reads this and turns me over to authorities? Since I am half Chihuahua, I am half Mexican... so I guess that means I am a non-native pet. I better take my sombrero photos off Facebook and off my blog just in case anyone has a grudge and turns me in. Maybe I should change my name from Chalupa to Daisy or Emma to be on the safe side.