Tuesday, July 1, 2008

See YES to Flip-Flops


Dogs act pretty much the same day in and day out. How we acted yesterday is pretty much how we'll act today. Show us a cookie, WhooHoo! Linda comes home from work, WhooHoo! Pee on the carpet, BooHoo! A lot of women blaming PMS for their crazy outbursts and men blaming road rage on their anger episodes will be elated to find out they can prevent these meltdowns. A Swedish scientist named Jarl Flensmark studied a connection between heeled shoes and schizophrenia. (I'm not even going to guess what caused him to research this.) His research proves that brain activity is stimulated by certain points on the feet. These can be negatively effected by pressure from heel height. These includes high heal pumps to men's dress shoes. People around the globe that don't wear heels have less incidences of schizophrenia. This makes sense to me, except he needs to study why cats are schizo when they don't wear shoes. Chip probably goes in Tierney's closet at night and clops around the house in her espadrilles.