That's just one of many dumb laws that are on the books. Now, more and more states are passing legislation on owning aggressive breeds of dogs. Ohio recently passed a law banning owing pit bulls. This means that the government can come in and TAKE YOUR DOG away, even if it has never hurt anyone. This is scary indeed. Even scarier, the University of Pennsylvania did an extensive research project that rated the 3 most aggressive dog breeds. You won't believe the results... Ready, the number one most aggressive dog is the Hot Dog. Yes, the Dachshund. One in five hot dogs have bitten strangers, attacked other dogs and even one in twelve tried to bite their owners. But wait, hold on to your Milkbones. The number 2 dog on the list is the CHIHUAHUA. That's me. I can't even believe it. I wouldn't hurt a fly and am so sweet and adorable. What if the government decided to ban Chihuahuas and they came in and took me away! If that law is passed where I live, we are heading for the hills. Pit bulls and Siberian Huskies came in lower than average. I guess they never met our Husky dog Sheba. She kept killing birds and small animals to bring as prizes for Linda.
