Nah, I don't like coffee, but Wake Up and Smell the Bacon? I'm all over that. A brillant person created the "Wake n' Bake. Put a piece of frozen bacon in the alarm clock and 10 minutes before the you need to wake up, 2 high power halogen lamps come on and cook the bacon perfectly. Wa-Lah! The alarm goes off and you get to eat a delicious piece of bacon, right there in bed. We need one of these. Since Linda is a vegan, that means I get to eat the bacon every morning. Look, the alarm even has a pig face.
