Thursday, July 24, 2008

What would Florence Nightingale Say?


More stupid human tricks: Ladies, if you have an extra $180 in your purse, why don't you go get a facial at Shizhuka Salon in NY City. They claim your skin will be lightened, brightened and sun damage reversed by this innovated facial. The treatment uses nightingale poop as the main ingredient in their facial, which women say smells "musky." While you are in NY, head over to 5th Avenue and plunk down your $600 so leeches can suck your blood for a "detox" treatment. No spa day is compete without a pedicure. Spend one hour (and $180) with your feet in a pan of water containing live fishies. They will nibble all the dead skin from your feet. A full day of relaxation and beauty treatments for just under $1,000. If you are live in West Virginia, just go out to the creek in the woods and you could do it all for free!!