Thursday, July 3, 2008

"Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?"


Just in time for your 4th of July picnic... a condiment gun! Imagine if everyone at your picnic had their own mustard or ketchup gun. Think of the fun games you could play. One person could stand 6 feet away holding the end of a hotdog in their mouth. The other person would try to shoot mustard across the span onto the hotdog without getting any on your face. Whatever team actually got the most mustard on the dog would win! Another game would be to put a hamburger on top of your head. You would have to shoot the ketchup up in the air and then catch it with your burger resting on your head. Whoever got the most ketchup on the burger and not their hair would win. This is a true story: When Linda was a senior in high school, she used to eat lunch with her friend Bob. One time they stopped at a vending truck on the side of the road that sold hot dogs. Bob stole the mustard squirter from the condiment picnic table. They drove back to school squirting mustard out the window at people walking by. I bet one of the people that got splatted developed this cool gun.