The other day I blogged about insurance policies in case you get abducted by aliens. Well, another company is offering insurance policies to get into heaven. You just purchace the policy, and when you die... you are assured your spot in heaven. If you die and don't make it past the pearly gates, the company says they will refund your money. Imagine if some poor soul was duped and thought they could make it by signing on the dotted line? Not to be outdone, there is another company who is selling policies to guarantee entrance into H-E- Double LL. I don't have to worry about any of that because I already know "All Dogs Go To Heaven." I saw the movie and it's true.
