|How can people look at little pigs then go eat a BLT?|
She got curious if there were anymore superstitions so she checked google and found out a few more. The first person to walk in your house after midnight should be a tall, dark, handsome man bearing gifts. (Taylor is tall and handsome, but not really dark.) A blond or a redhead female brings disaster. Also, the first person crossing your doorstep should not be cross-eyed or have a unibrow. Doing laundry or washing dishes is also very, very bad. Well, so far Linda has fed us chicken, washed dishes and done laundry. She doesn't have any tall, dark and handsome male friends right now and to her knowledge, doesn't expect anyone cross-eyed or unibrowed to come over. That just leaves the blond or redhead female. It's a good thing Linda doesn't believe in any of this because the next blond female to come in our house will probably be Penny!
|"Nana! You better let me in!"|